INFORMATION REPORT on marketer

Hi my name is max i am a marketer for the company called sports book.

 A marketer is a a person who advertises and promotes a product so people will buy it so there company can make money as a marketer to advertise a  product you can put posters up you can put ads on tv and youtube. You can  make  deals  with other companies to advertise your product.

Being a marketer you should choose the right  product to advertise.  Because if you don’t your advertising won't be as good as could be with another product.

I hope you learnt something about being a marke

The story of the sausage dogs

Hey Charles have you seen the new workers they look like sausages” Jonathan i think that bob is is talking trash about us well then i think i need a cup of coffee.

The next day

Why is Bob half eaten and dead  in the toilet! if i find out who it is they will be fired’! ‘Dame boss is angry’ said david  ‘that was to close Jonathan remember  next time to bring they the leftovers  back to our  office area’ well i need a coffee.

  

Two hours later

(Slurp sounds) ‘This blood tastes nice’ ‘hey is that blood you are drinking’ no boss it’s tomato sauce ‘  ‘oh okay ‘ that was close it was two close.

The Next week  

(chewing sounds) ‘this Carl meatball is the best’ ‘ ha hah i caught you! You're fired.

The next day

 So what do you think you could bring to the table because i'm running out of staff because i choked most of them.’ said Darth Vader Well i can eat people if you want to clone me said

I also killed luke skywalker’ said david  you killed my child no it is spelled with a  and a e  ‘oh well that's good’ said Darth Vader so what do you think’ said david well i don’t think you're right for the job.

The next day ‘so David  did you get the job’  no (starts crying)

He cried for so long we had to get a new narrator.

Okay i'll be back after my job interview.

‘So can you scare small children my dressing up as a clown like me’ said Ronald Mcdonald yes i can as long as you have dog clown suits and coffee’ said Jonathan ‘ okay how does 40$ dollars an hour sound ‘ said Ronald Mcdonald

‘That sounds good ‘ said Jonathan.

The next week

‘You're not supposed to eat the children you're fired’

Jonathan i didn't the job but someone wants to interview us both and his name is donald the duck.

5 hours later

‘I’ve got a job for you at the bank i will give the rest of the details if you take the job’ said donald the duck. ‘We will take the job’ said jonathan ‘ok what i need you to do is hold up the people at the entrance well i open up the safe and take the money’ ‘okay will be there on tuesday’. Said donald

The day before  the bank job.

‘ So did you get the gear well i got the guns do you have the body part bag’.

The day of the bank job

‘Hey

(A slight pause)

 

‘sausages here in the alleyway it’s donald (the sausage dogs walk over) so are you ready to go’ said donald yeah we got all the gear and some teeth sharpeners to’ said jonathan. Ok let’s go in 321     boom donald the duck had blown open the bank doors the sausage dogs had the the bank held up well donald the duck was getting the money. Okay sausages  time to get in the getaway vehicle said donald the duck.  So donald we forgot to talk about what are getting payed. Said david well the chance are you will be payed half a million. Said donald

Donald we have a black car with a batt on it behind us. Said jonathan Okay shoot the tires out. Said donald (shooting sounds) donald i think his tires are bullet proof well i hope there not rocket proof (sound of a rocket being shot) boom. Nice job there car is spinning out but then buttman jumped out of the car but then donald the duck shot a rocket at him  (sound of a rocket being shot) boom batman was in the river.

Breaking news there has been a robbery in the town of pineapple the total money stolen is 5.1 billion dollars.

3 days later after the bank job

Jonathan we are so rich in total we have l billon dollars let's buy a mansion

   And a really nice car like a lamborghini or something like that sounds like a good idea.

1 month later this new house in just outside lot we london is great we have a pool a rollercoaster a nice car  a giant house and 700 hundred  million dollars

Yes it is.

The end.

creativity challenge

This week we have been working on a creativity challenge. We have been working on opening a box with a feeling inside. First had to get into a group with 2 girls and 2 boys, we we had to work with the people that we had never work with before. In our group there was Hannah, Fran, Jack and Max.

Once we had been told what to do we made a list and We all had to decide on what feeling we were going to choose.  We had a great picture of what we were going to do.

Then Fran went to get the supplies that we needed to make the box while Hannah, Jack and Max made a plan for what are jobs would be.

When Fran got back we started to make the box.

1st we glued red paper to each side of the box and made sure we printed anger emojis.

2nd we glued the anger emojis to the inside of the box.

3rd we made the fire out of crepe paper and glued that to the bottom of the box.

4th we made little patches of glitter on the inside of the box.

5th we made little lightning bolts and stuck them to the top of the box.

6th Fran went crazy and glittered the whole sides of the box!

7th We printed some anger (from Inside out) photos from inside out and stuck them on the sides of the box. Then we decided we were done!

Then we were allowed to put our boxes in the other classroom so that we could do a chalk talk, which is where you are silent and write what you think the emotion is.

I think that we need to do more challanges in COLAB  like team building activities and things so that we get comfortable with working with boys and girls.

my hollidays

me and my cosezen finn me finn and mum. Mum went up to the counter and said two hydro slide passes please i looked at her and thinking in my head why did you do this to me. I was scared hydro slide but as soon as we got in there fin wanted to go  on it with me so i waited in line finally we got up there fin tricked me to go on the fast one i sat at the top of the slide and then he pushed me off. My heart was pounding but at least i wasn't screaming i got to the bottom and was over my fear of the hydro slide. And i wanted to go on it again straight away me and fin had a race to the bottom i won he first race of 3 race two i won  which means i won the the three race  torment but then mum came that hour went so quickly.

Waihi Beach

In the holidays I went to Waihi Beach. I went on a big walking track up a river to a waterfall called Willam Wrights Falls. It was massive it was worth the walk and getting wet. The stream was amazing. There were lots of little water falls on the river and some of them you could walk on. It was like you were in the middle of nowhere. Like you were in the tropics but you weren't, you were in Waihi Beach. After an amazing day we started the long 6 hour journey back to palmerston north. What a drag! I hope I can go back to Waihi Beach again some day. For now, I’ll just have to make do with Palmerston North.

Green Pastures Water Slide

I was getting ready to to go on the water slide. It didn't look that fast. After waiting for 10 minutes in line it was time to go down! All I can remember is me screaming in my head "oh my god save me, if I die tell my family I love them." But I did not die because I wouldn't be writing this right now would I?

Going down the slide it was surprisingly fast. My body was like a bullet making a hole in the lake.
I decided to wait in line, along with everyone else, for another turn so I could have another five to ten seconds of fun. I was having so much fun I kept launching myself down that slide!

After about 10 times on the water slide I finally decided that it would be my last time, face to face with the water slide. I didn't really know where the face was so I assumed that it was at the start. I was thinking about it in line and I thought "that would suck having dish washing liquid in your eyes."

It was time for the the final time on the water slide. It was time to go down... dun dun duun. The dish washing liquid was poured on the water slides' eyes ready for me to make my last grand entrance into the lake. I slid down as fast as I could. Splash! I had shot into the lake one last time.

The Green Pastures water slide was amazing! I wish I had a water slide like that at home!.

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